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Notting Hill Nonsense Ė what is point?
There isnít one really. Iíve lived in Notting Hill for 25 years, and every so often, something so amuses, engages or enrages me that I feel the need to wite about it. Then itís up to you; you can read it, or click away.

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Previously on Notting Hill Nonsense
Have a look at some of the older pieces on this site. They're here.

Having fun at the seaside
Escape from Carnival - 09/09/07
As usual, my perfectly formed nuclear family escaped the Notting Hill Carnival, this year by going to Dorset to stay with friends. With unbelievable luck, we caught the best weather of the year, and went to the seaside every day.
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Fancy architecture
How green is my architect? Ė 29/07/07
You may not have heard of Michaelis Boyd Partners, but I can tell you that they are almost certainly the most fashionable architects in Notting Hill, which makes them the most fashionable architects in the world.
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Unfortunate rat, moments before death
Notting Hill Killer Ė 01/07/07
This week, I a killed a fellow Notting Hill mammal, in cold blood, as it looked into my eyes
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Clear off Cruddas
Drawing the line Ė 18/06/07
It has come to my attention that a fellow called Jonathan Cruddas, whoís been in the news recently as heís standing for deputy leader of the Labour Party, is living in Notting Hill
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A slice of bread
Breadheads
Many Notting Hill locals complain bitterly about the loss of small businesses along Portobello Road, especially when they are replaced by the likes of Starbucks
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The Malvern being demolished
Goodbye Malvern, hello Picasso - 29/04/07
An old defunct pub, The Malvern, on the edge of the 1980s estate I live on has been demolished to make way for an apartment block called the Picasso
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Dave's rubbish
David Cameron's rubbish - 15/04/07
Local lad Dave Cameron, Old Etonian and British Conservative Party leader, has been caught out in a tabloid sting to rubbish his green credentials Ė and Iíve got some advice for him
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Lovely day for a Guinness
Macca dates Notting Hill bird - 25/03/07
You may not have heard of Michaelis Boyd Partners, but I can tell you that they are almost certainly the most fashionable architects in Notting Hill, which makes them the most fashionable architects in the world.
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Disposable nappy
Notting Hill Nonsense says no to reusable nappies! - 15/03/07
Iíve been writing for another website, Spiked, about why disposable nappies are good and reusable nappies are...pants
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9mm semi-automatic pistol
From Notting Hill to Hills, Iowa - 21/02/07
Iíve got this marvellous free Google thing with information about traffic to this site and it gives a surprisingly precise location for each visitor. So, a warm welcome to my visitor from Hills, Iowa (pop. 679)
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Previously on Notting Hill Nonsense
There's all sorts of fantastic stuff here going back to November 2006 when this website started
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